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Office Pranks

My boss will randomly walk into people's offices, and will e orange908/11/17
He sounds like a jerk. Pranking him may end in your dismissa isthisit08/12/17
His eating our food is not a prank, that is just him being h orange908/12/17
Keep your food inside your desk when he's around, that's wha caj11108/13/17
Laxative .... physicssezno08/13/17
When I was in sh*tlaw we had some guy in another office on t flyer1408/13/17
Leave a bowl of dried dog food on your desk at work. The sit 3lol08/13/17
Do you work at Dunder Mifflin? johnyquest08/14/17
Hot Wassabi Peas qdllc08/14/17
That's stupid. Eating other people's food. What a lard a masculine08/14/17
Not related to OP but the only office prank I've done was wr 2breedbares08/14/17
i covered my coworker's desk in scotch tape and sticky notes legalbeagle08/14/17
Well if you want to go all out spend a little on this: ht bigbossman08/15/17
orange9 (Aug 11, 2017 - 10:19 pm)

My boss will randomly walk into people's offices, and will eat snacks right off people's desks. Someone recently told me that one time she had bought a muffin for breakfast, and while talking to her he took it off her desk, unwrapped it, and started eating it. Last week, I had a bag of jelly beans on my desk and he walked in and took a handful. And more recently, he walked into my office and began eating from a bag of pistachios, and left the shells on my desk...

My thoughts- buy a bag of those beanboozled Jelly Bellys and put them in a plastic bag and wait for next time. Anyone else have any fun ideas?

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isthisit (Aug 12, 2017 - 9:03 am)

He sounds like a jerk. Pranking him may end in your dismissal if he is as immature as his pranks suggest.

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orange9 (Aug 12, 2017 - 12:49 pm)

His eating our food is not a prank, that is just him being him. He is actually not a jerk- he is just the type that is all over and place and can't focus and probably doesn't even realize he is eating someone else's food. It is a running joke in the office about him walking into our office's and eating from our desks.

But yes- I agree that you should dig two graves when seeking revenge.

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caj111 (Aug 13, 2017 - 5:09 pm)

Keep your food inside your desk when he's around, that's what I'd do.

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physicssezno (Aug 13, 2017 - 10:28 pm)

Laxative ....

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flyer14 (Aug 13, 2017 - 11:04 pm)

When I was in sh*tlaw we had some guy in another office on the same floor who kept stealing my powdered coffee creamer from the break room. I got even by replacing the creamer with laxative one week and warned my partner about what I had done. I figured out who it was pretty quickly when he started taking five dumps a day.

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3lol (Aug 13, 2017 - 11:21 pm)

Leave a bowl of dried dog food on your desk at work. The situation should work itself out pretty quickly.

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johnyquest (Aug 14, 2017 - 7:34 am)

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?

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qdllc (Aug 14, 2017 - 8:16 am)

Hot Wassabi Peas

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masculine (Aug 14, 2017 - 9:17 am)

That's stupid.

Eating other people's food. What a lard ass

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2breedbares (Aug 14, 2017 - 12:55 pm)

Not related to OP but the only office prank I've done was wrapping my coworker's office in gift wrap while he was on vacation.

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legalbeagle (Aug 14, 2017 - 1:04 pm)

i covered my coworker's desk in scotch tape and sticky notes. it was pretty funny.

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bigbossman (Aug 15, 2017 - 1:18 am)

Well if you want to go all out spend a little on this:

http://www.gamestop.com/collectibles/toys/thinkgeek-annoy-a-tron-prankster-pack-by-thinkgeek/126187

I hid that in a coworkers office once and it definitely was annoying and was never found. You can always move it around for even better result.

Or the ole "tape the phone hook down" is a nice one also, do it nicely so it can't be easily seen.

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