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Rebuilding the Bullpen

... mordecai02/21/12
Creepy. Do you keep track of this in Excel? frugal_and_puzzled02/21/12
No, just a spiral notebook. mordecai02/21/12
none of these sound like they are good options for sex at al slunt02/21/12
I agree with you, at one time the first two girls and a thir mordecai02/21/12
Agreed, this bullpen sucks. Pigpen is more like it. I de causanortis02/21/12
{ Insert Philosophical response about finding true love and mordecai02/21/12
titcr slunt02/21/12
"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets peo causanortis02/21/12
I don't know what it is about marriage that turns me off. M KeithD02/21/12
I agree. It doesn't sound like you ever even had the talent BigD02/21/12
We are talking about a weekend softball league here not the mordecai02/21/12
Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's w BigD02/21/12
I kind of think of him as Yoda or obi won kenobi, wise and w mordecai02/21/12
Good work, Big D. Very nice! :) It looks like it's a reb Beeyay02/21/12
Yeah,definitely a rebuilding year. But if the Lions can rebu mordecai02/21/12
I'm not sure there are any hard and fast rules concerning th Beeyay02/21/12
@Beejay. thanks man. Young girls it is. Ill continue focu mordecai02/21/12
Do you have affection and/or respect for any of these girls? therewillbeblood02/21/12
I have affection for the girl who was my friends with benefi mordecai02/21/12
respect for the striper who won't sleep with you but not for slunt02/21/12
The third slut, I respect as a human being. I will sleep wit mordecai02/21/12
i bet after you fuck number 3 you will have no respect for h slunt02/21/12
Honestly I feel like knocking the stripper girl up. mordecai02/22/12
your parents must be proud of you. slunt02/22/12
What was your mother like? I find this view of women interes KarlMarx02/21/12
I have never in my life seen a guy walk up to a girl and get TheImmigrant02/21/12
Perhaps you should get out more? I bet a handsome fellow wh Beeyay02/21/12
Ive noticed that in white neighborhoods this rarely happens. mordecai02/21/12
Update on the bullpen: Girl #1 Amy is back in play. I went o mordecai02/25/12
bump moistio210/08/17

mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 12:43 am)

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frugal_and_puzzled (Feb 21, 2012 - 1:12 am)

Creepy. Do you keep track of this in Excel?

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 1:15 am)

No, just a spiral notebook.

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slunt (Feb 21, 2012 - 8:33 am)

none of these sound like they are good options for sex at all. the first two might have been but they are done with you and the third one you have never had sex with. how is this a bullpen? the toledo mud hens have a better bullpen than that.

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 11:37 am)

I agree with you, at one time the first two girls and a third asian were highly dependable. Now, I need to build a bullpen again from scratch.

Have you guys had to rebuild a bullpen?

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causanortis (Feb 21, 2012 - 10:37 am)

Agreed, this bullpen sucks. Pigpen is more like it.

I demand my time and money back!

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 11:41 am)

{ Insert Philosophical response about finding true love and how I should just be dating one girl here }

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slunt (Feb 21, 2012 - 11:56 am)

titcr

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causanortis (Feb 21, 2012 - 12:53 pm)

"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think 'at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.' Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work." ~The Departed

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KeithD (Feb 21, 2012 - 2:17 pm)

I don't know what it is about marriage that turns me off. Maybe it's my observation that so many married people seem miserable, and seem to almost regret their decision. Single people seem unhappy too though. So maybe everyone's just unhappy. The older I get, the more I see marriage as a mechanism to trick young people into breeding.

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BigD (Feb 21, 2012 - 12:13 pm)

I agree. It doesn't sound like you ever even had the talent to cover 9 innings, let alone a three game series against a proper ball club. Moreover, if these are its products, your farm system is atrocious. You probably don't have the payroll to even afford a bullpen. I say fold up the league until you can handle the overhead. Maybe think about stickball, but that could get you arrested.

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 12:16 pm)

We are talking about a weekend softball league here not the major leagues. I dont need to roll 9 girls deep.

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BigD (Feb 21, 2012 - 12:18 pm)

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here tonight, mordecai.
That's what you've earned here, tonight.
One shot
If you hit on 'em ten times, they might shoot you down nine.
But not now. Not tonight.
Tonight, you hang with 'em
Tonight, you stay with 'em, and close the deal because you can!
Tonight, you are the greatest bush man in the world.
You were born to be a player -- every hairy inch of ya.
And you were meant to be here tonight.
This is your time.
Beeyay's time -- is done. It's over.
I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great bush man Beeyay is.
Screw 'em!
This is your time!!
Now go out there and take it

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 12:41 pm)

I kind of think of him as Yoda or obi won kenobi, wise and worldly when it comes to being a ladies man. I wonder if the force is strong in me.

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Beeyay (Feb 21, 2012 - 1:39 pm)

Good work, Big D. Very nice! :)

It looks like it's a rebuilding year for you, Mordecai. You cannot really count the girls as part of the bullpen if they don't return contact with you or explicitly tell you "No sex for you!"

I love me some Yoda. Talk like him, I do. Seriously, if one of the people I supervise ever makes the mistake of saying he or she will try to do something, then I am forced to launch into my speech telling him or her to do or do not because there is no try.

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 4:12 pm)

Yeah,definitely a rebuilding year. But if the Lions can rebuild and make the playoffs, anything is possible?

@Beejay- what are some quick ways to bolster the bullpen? Should look for veterans later 20s early 30s, or go after young pups (18-20)?

Thanks

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Beeyay (Feb 21, 2012 - 4:28 pm)

I'm not sure there are any hard and fast rules concerning the age of your rotation. On one hand, younger women are generally more accepting of a less committed relationship (being part of a rotation) than women in their late 20s or early 30s, who are far more likely to be desirous of a committed relationship. On the other hand, if you do have a woman in her late 20s in your rotation, it's probably because she is totally OK with the rotation concept and not interested in a committed relationship. Such women are rare gems. Heh heh. Early 30s? I don't know. There are even fewer of them out there. I cannot say that I've ever had an early 30s in my rotation.

If I were you, I would focus on the younger ones. I think you'll be more likely to have success there. The former stripper with the kid (#3) sounds like a solid bet for some sex. She sounds like a total disaster in the making, too, but if you can get with her and make a good showing of your sexual prowess, there may be an opportunity to get with some of her friends.

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 9:35 pm)

@Beejay. thanks man. Young girls it is.

Ill continue focusing on stripper girl. Im positive that she wants to hook up with me.

Im going to waive girl #1 and keep girl #2 in my contacts, as she will find her way home,lol.

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therewillbeblood (Feb 21, 2012 - 1:07 pm)

Do you have affection and/or respect for any of these girls?

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 1:29 pm)

I have affection for the girl who was my friends with benefits. .

The first girl, I have no affection for or respect.

The third girl, I have some respect for.

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slunt (Feb 21, 2012 - 1:50 pm)

respect for the striper who won't sleep with you but not for the girl who already did but won't any more. interesting.

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 4:14 pm)

The third slut, I respect as a human being. I will sleep with the stripper girl, its only a matter of time.

The first girl is just a slut to me. I fucked because she was a hole, I needed a hole to fill.

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slunt (Feb 21, 2012 - 5:33 pm)

i bet after you fuck number 3 you will have no respect for her either. she is a stripper after all.

sounds like someone has mommy issues.

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mordecai (Feb 22, 2012 - 1:38 am)

Honestly I feel like knocking the stripper girl up.

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slunt (Feb 22, 2012 - 10:23 am)

your parents must be proud of you.

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KarlMarx (Feb 21, 2012 - 6:20 pm)

What was your mother like? I find this view of women interesting. Seems like JD underground users universally had bad parents, bad divorces growing up, etc.

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TheImmigrant (Feb 21, 2012 - 9:10 pm)

I have never in my life seen a guy walk up to a girl and get her number.

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Beeyay (Feb 21, 2012 - 9:28 pm)

Perhaps you should get out more? I bet a handsome fellow who has a degree in NURSING or ENGINEERING has walked up to a girl and gotten her number.

You want to know something that is really strange, but apparently true? That guy I just saw on My Strange Addiction on TLC. He's having an intimate, committed, sexual relationship with his car. (The car is a guy, too.)

http://tlc.discovery.com/videos/my-strange-addiction-videos/

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mordecai (Feb 21, 2012 - 9:58 pm)

Ive noticed that in white neighborhoods this rarely happens. But I see it all the time in hispanic and black neighborhoods.

I think its due to the fact that the hispanic and black neighborhoods are poorer and that you are more likely to run into a girl at a bus stop, taco shop or liquor sto'

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mordecai (Feb 25, 2012 - 3:15 am)

Update on the bullpen: Girl #1 Amy is back in play. I went over to her apartment for a quick chat. No sex, but I fondled her breasts and ass while I was there.

She said she missed seeing me and having sex. Her boyfriend will be out of town for a month and a half for training for his new job. This is her last chance to "Be a Bad Girl" before she "commits". We have a " Sex Date" scheduled for two weeks from today.

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moistio2 (Oct 8, 2017 - 10:55 pm)

bump

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