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Carrie Underwood Messed Up Her Face

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture /music/carrie-underwood-s jorgedeclaro01/02/18
That's the exact reason why everyone should forget about "af iliich02/10/19
I thought she fell down some stairs. How do you mess up your fettywap01/02/18
Falling down stairs is a euphemism for domestic violence. Sh jorgedeclaro01/02/18
Hockey players are mostly white. If you ask trickydick, he w 3lol01/02/18
White is inherently the race of peace. Just think back to WW jorgedeclaro01/02/18
I don't know man. This injury only happened after PK Subba severian201/02/18
Haha 3lol01/02/18
If you look at their house, the front steps are like two fee trijocker01/02/18
No way of knowing what the individual situation was, but it onehell01/02/18
Weren't the injuries from the "fall" initially reported as a toooldtocare01/02/18
She started attacking Trump to pander to the "mainstream"... wolfman01/02/18
One good thing about being a man is a scar on your face make persius01/02/18
Chicks dig scars. You're out of luck. wutwutwut04/05/18
Had to google this chick. Not totally my type but still wou phosita01/02/18
Yes. All-American, girl next door, blondes who are appropria jorgedeclaro01/02/18
Eric the Midget talks to "Carrie Underwood"...one of the bes whatnext01/02/18
I imagine that something happened when she fell. Either she gladigotaphdinstead01/02/18
Girl's got serious legs. As long as her fall didn't screw th actionbronson01/02/18
I agree with jorge. She probably fell with help from her hu imoothereforeim01/02/18
Carrie says the injuries are the result of a "random freak a williamdrayton01/02/18
Her Scumbagguette roots explain everything exnite01/02/18
She looks fine http://huffp.st/XUecamL whatnext04/05/18
Why is this old thread popping up? Who cares about Carrie U trijocker02/10/19



jorgedeclaro (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:26 pm)

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/music/carrie-underwood-suffered-gruesome-facial-injury-required-dozens-stitches-n834021

I assume she has access to the best plastic surgeons money can buy. So she must be pretty messed up to preparing people for her new look.

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iliich (Feb 10, 2019 - 9:29 am)

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fettywap (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:27 pm)

I thought she fell down some stairs. How do you mess up your face like that from stairs? I bet she tried some plastic surgery procedure that didn't work out as expected.

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jorgedeclaro (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:30 pm)

Falling down stairs is a euphemism for domestic violence. She's married to a hockey player. He probably got hyped up and beat the snot out of her.

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3lol (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:32 pm)

Hockey players are mostly white. If you ask trickydick, he will confirm that whites are an inherently peaceful people and would not stoop so low as to commit acts of domestic violence.

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jorgedeclaro (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:56 pm)

White is inherently the race of peace. Just think back to WWI, WWII, the Civil War, the Revolutionary War, Napolean, the Crusades and the Visigoth's sacking of Rome. Not a white person in sight.

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severian2 (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:59 pm)

I don't know man. This injury only happened after PK Subban joined the Predators. I think that speaks volumes.

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3lol (Jan 2, 2018 - 7:18 pm)

Haha

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trijocker (Jan 2, 2018 - 4:57 pm)

If you look at their house, the front steps are like two feet high.
So it's hard to imagine how someone falls and needs 40 stitches.

Just googling, a lot of locals have some theories about what's going on.


https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/did-carrie-underwoods-hubby-beat-her.1318713/

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onehell (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:56 pm)

No way of knowing what the individual situation was, but it is true that otherwise normal, healthy, young people don't just fall on their face randomly. It's almost always major intoxication, violence, or both.

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toooldtocare (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:49 pm)

Weren't the injuries from the "fall" initially reported as a broken wrist and some abrasions? Now it's reported that in addtion she got 40-50 stitches to her face, an injury Underwood describes as "gruesome". Details regarding the fall-exactly, or even approximately, what happened-have been non-existent.
That's a lot of injuries for a relatively young person to suffer in a fall; there's got to be more to this...

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wolfman (Jan 2, 2018 - 1:29 pm)

She started attacking Trump to pander to the "mainstream"... figures.

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persius (Jan 2, 2018 - 2:11 pm)

One good thing about being a man is a scar on your face makes you look like a bad ass and more attractive to women.

It seems premature though if it has not healed unless it is really bad. I ran through a window and a plastic surgeon sowed my face back up. Unfortunately it left no cool scar behind.

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wutwutwut (Apr 5, 2018 - 11:03 pm)

Chicks dig scars.

You're out of luck.

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phosita (Jan 2, 2018 - 2:12 pm)

Had to google this chick. Not totally my type but still would smash. (Heh.)

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jorgedeclaro (Jan 2, 2018 - 4:18 pm)

Yes. All-American, girl next door, blondes who are appropriately thin with dazzling smiles. Totally not my type.

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whatnext (Jan 2, 2018 - 2:28 pm)

Eric the Midget talks to "Carrie Underwood"...one of the best prank calls ever

https://youtu.be/GFS3_UKvQSo?t=4m10s

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gladigotaphdinstead (Jan 2, 2018 - 3:35 pm)

I imagine that something happened when she fell. Either she fell while carrying something sharp like glass that shattered or she fell and hit something sharp that cut and tore into her face as she fell.

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actionbronson (Jan 2, 2018 - 4:40 pm)

Girl's got serious legs. As long as her fall didn't screw them up some how, I'll be happy.

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imoothereforeim (Jan 2, 2018 - 4:48 pm)

I agree with jorge. She probably fell with help from her husband. So technically she is not lying.

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williamdrayton (Jan 2, 2018 - 5:02 pm)

Carrie says the injuries are the result of a "random freak accident". Wonder what she told the ER nurses and docs.

I could easily see a fall leading to a broken wrist (person extends their arms to brace themselves and weight gets pushed onto the wrist). But the facial cuts sound pretty odd.

the fact that she's married to a pro hockey player ideally shouldn't mean anything but you can't help but start putting together the equation.

other possibilities: as someone mentioned upthread, plastic surgery gone awry sounds very plausible

or

Carrie got really drunk at a UVA frat house and bad things happened on a glass table

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exnite (Jan 2, 2018 - 6:16 pm)

Her Scumbagguette roots explain everything

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whatnext (Apr 5, 2018 - 10:30 pm)

She looks fine

http://huffp.st/XUecamL

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trijocker (Feb 10, 2019 - 9:49 am)

Why is this old thread popping up?
Who cares about Carrie Underwood really?

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