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Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce

Wonder if he had a prenup? perfectbuddyga01/09/19
didn't know that Monica Lewinsky had a taller, thinner siste williamdrayton01/09/19
Would both. phosita01/09/19
I hope she takes half. Fuk that prick. gladigotaphdinstead01/09/19
I hope she takes 75%. midlaw01/09/19
I mean, I hope she takes 100%, he gets fired from his job, l gladigotaphdinstead01/09/19
I also hate Amazon. imoothereforeim01/09/19
cashing out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5V F9Zfj-F4 kenco01/09/19
https://news.clickhole.com/how-the- mighty-have-fallen-jeff-b whatnext01/09/19
https://www.google.com/amp/s/boston .cbslocal.com/2013/04/29/ midlaw01/09/19
Incredible “You just get caught up in the whole ‘I’ whatnext01/09/19
hahaha... $2600. imagine how easy life must be when all you gladigotaphdinstead01/09/19
$25 billion + hot young girls > $50 billion + old wife doublefriedchicken01/09/19
Who cares if she gets $50 billion? He'll still have $80 bill fettywap01/09/19
DSE poast. phosita01/09/19
given that the marriage took place in 1993, long before the williamdrayton01/09/19
A pre nup simply wouldn’t matter. They regard property hel gladigotaphdinstead01/09/19
No, I've seen prenups that deal with property acquired durin onehell01/09/19
In any event, whether there's a prenup or not, she's going t therewillbeblood01/09/19
"period of loving exploration" sounds kinky. dopesmokeresquire01/09/19
She’s the only woman I have ever seen in my entire life th wearyattorney01/09/19
all the money in the world is not enough. kenco01/09/19
On second glance, Bezos has that gay "right said fred" look dopesmokeresquire01/09/19
his face always got on my nerves kenco01/09/19
https://www.foxnews.com/us/amazon-c eo-jeff-bezos-has-been-se fettywap01/09/19
This is a tragedy. wearyattorney01/09/19
yeah kenco01/09/19
The man should be with some 25 year old Scandinavian model, wearyattorney01/09/19



perfectbuddyga (Jan 9, 2019 - 10:19 am)

Wonder if he had a prenup?

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williamdrayton (Jan 9, 2019 - 10:35 am)

didn't know that Monica Lewinsky had a taller, thinner sister

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phosita (Jan 9, 2019 - 4:45 pm)

Would both.

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gladigotaphdinstead (Jan 9, 2019 - 10:35 am)

I hope she takes half. Fuk that prick.

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midlaw (Jan 9, 2019 - 10:52 am)

I hope she takes 75%.

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gladigotaphdinstead (Jan 9, 2019 - 10:59 am)

I mean, I hope she takes 100%, he gets fired from his job, loses his mind, and dies homeless in the overpriced city he helped destroy. but I don't think that's realistic.

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imoothereforeim (Jan 9, 2019 - 1:36 pm)

I also hate Amazon.

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kenco (Jan 9, 2019 - 10:53 am)

cashing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VF9Zfj-F4

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whatnext (Jan 9, 2019 - 11:02 am)

https://news.clickhole.com/how-the-mighty-have-fallen-jeff-bezos-has-blown-his-en-1825121915

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midlaw (Jan 9, 2019 - 11:29 am)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/boston.cbslocal.com/2013/04/29/nh-man-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game/amp/

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whatnext (Jan 9, 2019 - 11:31 am)

Incredible

“You just get caught up in the whole ‘I’ve got to win my money back.'”

You can't win the money back! You were trying to win a video game system that you could have easily paid for with your initial outlay!

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gladigotaphdinstead (Jan 9, 2019 - 11:39 am)

hahaha... $2600. imagine how easy life must be when all you have to lose is $2600.

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doublefriedchicken (Jan 9, 2019 - 11:40 am)

$25 billion + hot young girls > $50 billion + old wife

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fettywap (Jan 9, 2019 - 12:03 pm)

Who cares if she gets $50 billion? He'll still have $80 billion left.
Just imagine how amazing it would be as a woman to have $50 billion in the bank and you don't have to work or perform wifely duties to get it. *sigh*

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phosita (Jan 9, 2019 - 5:42 pm)

DSE poast.

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williamdrayton (Jan 9, 2019 - 12:21 pm)

given that the marriage took place in 1993, long before the Amazon millions (billions?) - I would doubt the existence of a pre-nup.

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gladigotaphdinstead (Jan 9, 2019 - 1:01 pm)

A pre nup simply wouldn’t matter. They regard property held before the marriage not gained afterward. I guess in theory one could state that all the wealth created by the husband later in life was entirely his in the event of a future divorce but I doubt it would hold up in court even if a woman signed it, which they wouldn’t.

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onehell (Jan 9, 2019 - 1:15 pm)

No, I've seen prenups that deal with property acquired during the marriage, including ones that essentially just remove community property notions entirely and instead say "what I earned is mine and what you earned is yours."

Of course, prenups can and will be ruled unenforceable if they're fundamentally unfair, if one spouse was subjected to undue pressure, didn't have enough time to secure their own counsel didn't get full disclosure, etc. And of course any limitation on child support or custody/visitation in totally unenforceable.

In short, there's no contract I know of where a court can say "I don't think this is fair so I'm not going to enforce it" as easily as it can with prenups, but if well-crafted they certainly can deal with property gained after the marriage, and as long as it makes the result predictable and is within reason for both sides, rather than just the spouse with money completely ripping off the one without, they can hold up.

That said, if I was Bezos I almost wouldn't even need a lawyer. Just give her whatever she wants. It doesn't really matter, there's practically no amount of money she could ask for that wouldn't still leave him one of the wealthiest people in the entire world. Might not want to give her too much Amazon stock, wouldn't want her to be able to insert herself in company affairs, but short of that I would treat it as one of those "Just throw money at this problem until it goes away" type situations.

Indeed, given the nature of their joint statement about it where they say they will remain friends and would still have gotten married even if they'd known they would eventually split, I suspect something like that may be exactly what is happening.

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therewillbeblood (Jan 9, 2019 - 1:40 pm)

In any event, whether there's a prenup or not, she's going to be worth billions.

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dopesmokeresquire (Jan 9, 2019 - 1:47 pm)

"period of loving exploration" sounds kinky.

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wearyattorney (Jan 9, 2019 - 2:49 pm)

She’s the only woman I have ever seen in my entire life that got substantially better looking as she aged. I heard he’s a big investor in gene therapy and stuff of that nature, it must be the case.

He is also better looking than when he was younger, but with men, that’s not that uncommon, she’s literally 1 in a million.

On an unrelated point, this is a perfect example of how our society has made massive strides in protecting women from the messed up nature of men. My man is leaving the woman he built a fortune with to plow a sea of endless 20-30 year olds, it’s going to be biblical. I’m glad the courts are going to make sure she gets compensated for being there while this guy built the empire, but man oh man if the roles were reversed and/or if he was a wageslave and she just decided to leave because “she didn’t feel appreciated.” Hopefully we can solve the other side of the problem as a society, but it’s highly doubtful.

I hate Bezos as a human being, but my man is about to make the lifestyle of borntodieonce look like that of a middle American wageslave.

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kenco (Jan 9, 2019 - 3:22 pm)

all the money in the world is not enough.

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dopesmokeresquire (Jan 9, 2019 - 4:32 pm)

On second glance, Bezos has that gay "right said fred" look to him. I wager he will come out, or be openly in the closet, like Leonardo Di Caprio.

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kenco (Jan 9, 2019 - 6:25 pm)

his face always got on my nerves



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fettywap (Jan 9, 2019 - 6:45 pm)

https://www.foxnews.com/us/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-has-been-seeing-former-tv-anchor-lauren-sanchez

He's dating Lauren Sanchez. She looks kindof scary. Put down the needle.

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wearyattorney (Jan 9, 2019 - 8:15 pm)

This is a tragedy.

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kenco (Jan 9, 2019 - 9:44 pm)

yeah

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wearyattorney (Jan 9, 2019 - 11:28 pm)

The man should be with some 25 year old Scandinavian model, but he ruins his marriage for psycho eyes...Sad!!! And his wife is hotter... Double Sad!!!

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