Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

Are there any VA Dems who didn't do racist stuff in their college years?

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-agr ees-to-spare-virginia-if- wutwutwut02/09/19
Anyone who never dabbled in blackface doesn't have the stone cowgod02/09/19
I have never even heard of "blackface". I do remember the persius02/09/19
People have been mentioning that lately. That movie is all a jorgedeclaro02/09/19
Honestly the only part of the movie I remember was there was persius02/09/19
This stuff was on southern college campuses in mid 90s for s anotherjd02/09/19
I went to a Halloween party in the mid-90s and two separate bodog02/09/19
Is that a true story? OJ would have been fair game for a hal anotherjd02/09/19
wutwutwut (Feb 9, 2019 - 11:27 am)

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-agrees-to-spare-virginia-if-10-democrats-who-never-wore-blackface-can-be-found


VIRGINIA — In a statement issued from on high, the Almighty has agreed to spare the state of Virginia from His imminent wrath if state officials can locate just ten Democrats who never wore blackface or a KKK costume at some point in their lives.

God had announced His plan to immediately destroy Virginia, but Democrat leaders quickly begged him to spare the state if they could locate just 50 Democrats who never dressed in blackface. Being unable to do so, they managed to get the Lord to reduce the requirement to 40, then 30, then 20, and finally just 10.

Virginians' relief, however, quickly turned to panic as Democrat lawmakers announced they couldn't find a single leftist politician who hadn't dressed in a horrifically racist costume in their college years. They thought they found one but he was accused of sexual assault and so didn't count.

The state's citizens immediately began gathering their things and fleeing for other states, being careful not to look back.

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cowgod (Feb 9, 2019 - 12:02 pm)

Anyone who never dabbled in blackface doesn't have the stones for politics imho.

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persius (Feb 9, 2019 - 12:09 pm)

I have never even heard of "blackface".

I do remember the movie "Soul Man", but that was more of an Elizabeth Warren type thing. The guy goes black by taking tanning pills to get a black only scholarship at Harvard Law.

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jorgedeclaro (Feb 9, 2019 - 12:14 pm)

People have been mentioning that lately. That movie is all about why affirmative action is good.

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persius (Feb 9, 2019 - 12:37 pm)

Honestly the only part of the movie I remember was there was some white girl always trying to bang him because she thought he was black.

I could see though how if someone like Soul Man or Elizabeth Warren is not called out it could destroy affirmative action. She maybe got the idea from the movie. How many other copy cats will there be if someone get elected president by gaming affirmative action? Affirmative action will have to incorporate some kind of cross between e-verify and ancestry.com dna tests.

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anotherjd (Feb 9, 2019 - 12:24 pm)

This stuff was on southern college campuses in mid 90s for sure I saw it personally. Not Klan stuff just dressing up in exaggerated wigs etc

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bodog (Feb 9, 2019 - 5:34 pm)

I went to a Halloween party in the mid-90s and two separate dudes went in blackface (and a football uniform) as OJ Simpson and their dates were dressed as a bloody Nicole Brown. The costumes were a pretty obvious selection given how that story was dominating the news at the time.

But a few black guys saw them walking down the street, followed them into the party and (politely) confronted them about the blackface. The OJ guys seemed genuinely bewildered by the questioning. It was like, how else am I supposed to convey I'm OJ? And the black dudes said, why would you dress as OJ anyway? Then the white dudes said, don't you read the papers? He brutally killed two people! Then things went downhill fast.

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anotherjd (Feb 9, 2019 - 6:22 pm)

Is that a true story? OJ would have been fair game for a halloween costume in the mid 90s.

People used to be able to distinguish between "black face" and dressing up as a black person.

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