Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

Sitting in a tiny airport, bored AF, no need for questions but

...but some comedian should do a joke about airports soooooo wutwutwut05/14/19
I’m gonna steal this for my stand up routine. Almost got i shouldalearnedmath05/14/19
Have at, Brosef. If you get a laugh, tip a beer for me. wutwutwut05/14/19
How's that going btw greenday7505/14/19
Pretty good all things considered, thanks. How for you? wutwutwut05/14/19
What he said shouldalearnedmath05/14/19
sorry, hard to parse threadlines on phone... wutwutwut05/15/19
Now boarding a gate. Now boarding the other one. superttthero05/14/19
Akron? gazoo05/14/19
No, i'm not flyer14. wutwutwut05/14/19
They're so polite. But if you leave ur car by itself out fr wutwutwut05/14/19
Champaign-Urbana gladigotaphdinstead05/14/19
Prob similar. Flew out of there once in mid 90s but don't r wutwutwut05/14/19
Pilot "gender" and race? mohammed05/14/19
I did a rant thread a couple years ago about not being able cowgod05/14/19
Haha was this two different stories in the same thread or di shouldalearnedmath05/14/19
I think the latter iirc. cowgod05/14/19
I don’t really remember but seems right. Makes it even bet shouldalearnedmath05/14/19
It was the Uber’s fault! He didn’t realize security was elgallego05/14/19
Nah, not since 9/11. Since like 2008, when I flew regularly. cowgod05/14/19
Any premonition? What about the left phalange of the plane? obiwang05/14/19
No. Last premonition was years ago on a puddle jumper (turb wutwutwut05/15/19



wutwutwut (May 14, 2019 - 5:51 pm)

...but some comedian should do a joke about airports soooooo small (a) you can't get a beer and (b) all the TSA agents are white - all THREE of them.

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shouldalearnedmath (May 14, 2019 - 5:57 pm)

I’m gonna steal this for my stand up routine. Almost got it to a tight 10

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wutwutwut (May 14, 2019 - 5:58 pm)

Have at, Brosef. If you get a laugh, tip a beer for me.

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greenday75 (May 14, 2019 - 7:23 pm)

How's that going btw

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wutwutwut (May 14, 2019 - 7:51 pm)

Pretty good all things considered, thanks. How for you?

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shouldalearnedmath (May 14, 2019 - 8:15 pm)

What he said

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wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 10:50 pm)

sorry, hard to parse threadlines on phone...

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superttthero (May 14, 2019 - 6:11 pm)

Now boarding a gate.

Now boarding the other one.

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gazoo (May 14, 2019 - 6:13 pm)

Akron?

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wutwutwut (May 14, 2019 - 6:13 pm)

No, i'm not flyer14.

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wutwutwut (May 14, 2019 - 6:13 pm)

They're so polite. But if you leave ur car by itself out front, it MAY be ticketed AND towed.

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gladigotaphdinstead (May 14, 2019 - 7:48 pm)

Champaign-Urbana

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wutwutwut (May 14, 2019 - 7:51 pm)

Prob similar. Flew out of there once in mid 90s but don't rem many of the details.

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mohammed (May 14, 2019 - 8:06 pm)

Pilot "gender" and race?

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cowgod (May 14, 2019 - 8:27 pm)

I did a rant thread a couple years ago about not being able to get a beer at a small airport. I think this was the same one where I missed my flight.

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shouldalearnedmath (May 14, 2019 - 8:36 pm)

Haha was this two different stories in the same thread or did you try to get a beer after missing your flight when you arrived 20 minutes before take off?

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cowgod (May 14, 2019 - 8:39 pm)

I think the latter iirc.

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shouldalearnedmath (May 14, 2019 - 8:42 pm)

I don’t really remember but seems right. Makes it even better story.

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elgallego (May 14, 2019 - 8:41 pm)

It was the Uber’s fault! He didn’t realize security was so dif after 9/11! Dirty secret that hipster is basically yokel that doesn’t leave AL and needs to be told what Strega is.

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cowgod (May 14, 2019 - 8:46 pm)

Nah, not since 9/11. Since like 2008, when I flew regularly.

I never blamed the Uber. You're confusing this with me being pissed that the driver somehow tipped themselves $100.

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obiwang (May 14, 2019 - 8:59 pm)

Any premonition? What about the left phalange of the plane? Anything wrong with the phalange?

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wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 10:57 pm)

No. Last premonition was years ago on a puddle jumper (turboprop) from milwaukee to somewhere. Felt really bad getting on, then when sitting there listened to the pilot waaaaaay over-prime the engines.

When they both exploded in flames, I'm thinking, "Well, of course, WTF did you think was gonna happen with that much kerosene loose!".

They bumrushed us all off the flaming plane, reinspected and reboarded us all on the same plane 90 mins later.

Sans original flight crew. I don't know if they refused to get upon a cursed flight, or if they'd already exhausted their available hours after the delay.

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