Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

Having some issues with this chick I'm dating. Please help.

I'm a great guy. Extraordinary. And she doesn't want contact greenday7505/15/19
Have you tried following her around town? Seems like if she shouldalearnedmath05/15/19
Have you texted, called, emailed, chirped, paged, and/or bee esquirewalletsmatter05/15/19
Have you tried hiding in the bushes outside her window naked wolfman05/15/19
Too complex imo. Unsolicited texts is a classic for a reason midlaw05/15/19
greenday75 (May 15, 2019 - 7:03 pm)

I'm a great guy. Extraordinary. And she doesn't want contact with me. I'm dying here.

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shouldalearnedmath (May 15, 2019 - 7:07 pm)

Have you tried following her around town? Seems like if she sees you around more often she’d be likely to strike up a conversation.

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esquirewalletsmatter (May 15, 2019 - 7:32 pm)

Have you texted, called, emailed, chirped, paged, and/or beeped?

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wolfman (May 15, 2019 - 8:15 pm)

Have you tried hiding in the bushes outside her window naked and leaping out wearing only a pig mask and a riibbed and studded condom on your johnson, preferably in a bright color? I'm not saying that works every time. But I'm not saying it never works either.

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midlaw (May 15, 2019 - 8:18 pm)

Too complex imo. Unsolicited texts is a classic for a reason.

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