Remembering TCPaul, 2016-2019

Last joke of the night: engineers and lawyers

So this engineer is on an expensive cruise, and meets up wit wutwutwut05/15/19
love it. got any green eyeshade jokes? kenco05/15/19
Sorry, man, but I bet your bookie has a bunch. wutwutwut05/15/19
Haha gazoo05/15/19
wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 11:17 pm)

So this engineer is on an expensive cruise, and meets up with a Solo there, too.

They start exchanging stories and the lawyer admits the money to pay the cruise came from a fire mysteriously started in one of the slum tenements he owns. The insurance settlement gave him enough to fix up the building (somewhat) and take the cruise.

The engineer says, "What a coincidence! I am on this cruise because, after the earthquake, I fixed a lot of stuff myself (being an engineer, of course) and had extra to pay for this nice cruise.

The lawyer shakes his head, confused: "How in the Hell did you START AN EARTHQUAKE?/?/?!!!"

In accord with JDU Lore, engineers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lawyeres

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kenco (May 15, 2019 - 11:23 pm)

love it. got any green eyeshade jokes?

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wutwutwut (May 15, 2019 - 11:28 pm)

Sorry, man, but I bet your bookie has a bunch.

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gazoo (May 15, 2019 - 11:31 pm)

Haha

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